nervous wrote:Rafale wrote:When i see that i'm thinking about a little boy receiving a gift from his parents, not for his birthday, just a free lovely gift. Lets imagine a cake. The parents told the boy they gonna make a chocolate cake but they can't make it cause no chocolate in the shop yesterday. The boy is crying.
You are the minority part of players, which can't play a game without eating it like a cake. I hate u. Thx devs for your work. This is awesome.
Terrible analogy. F- see me after class
Pretend you're cruising on pornhub looking for some vanilla pornographic videos. It appears there is only one video uploaded, but it's got tons of views so you know it's probably gonna be good. The description even has tags that say "double-anal", "grinding", and "deepthroat", which is of course, all you're into. You've been watching those kinds of videos for years.
So you load up the video and it's just buffering. Which is cool, everyone expects buffering. About 30 minutes into buffering you load it up and it starts playing out. Great,
another pizza delivery boy setup? You even recognize the actors, you've seen this setup a bunch of different times, but you continue watching because it's the double anal scene you're really interested in. After watching 10 minutes of the poorly written introduction there it is, "THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR IN LOADING YOUR VIDEO". Well great, now you have to refresh and rebuffer the video. You could check on another site for this type of video, but the only other site has been taken down because no one uses it because
this site claimed to have a really awesome cowgirl scene.
So you refresh the video and get to the part where the video crashed last time and your asshole puckers with anticipation, the dudes gonna open the door to the house and sell his big meat lovers pizza to this hot chick, and you're finally going to see the video in it's entirety.
The actor opens the door and you begin to notice that the video quality has dropped to like 240p. You can barely make out a garbled "can I pay you in some other way?" before you see the dreaded "THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR IN LOADING YOUR VIDEO" message again.
Now at this point you're pretty frustrated. You check in the comments section to see if anyone else has commented on these problems and a few people do, but they are overshadowed by tons of other viewers saying "ITS FREE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? ARE YOU PAYING FOR THIS?" "WHY DO YOU WANT TO SKIP THE INTRODUCTION SCENE? ITS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO. IF YOU GET TO THE ERROR PART JUST REWATCH THE INTRO SCENE AGAIN" and "I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ATTITUDE OF PORN WATCHERS THESE DAYS. THERE ARE OTHER PORN SITES YOU CAN VISIT AND YOU'RE FREE TO LEAVE" (knowing full well that the idea of going to another porn site with the same video and having to wait for that one to buffer when you've invested so much of your time already buffering this one is just plain stupid.)
So you get on the website's help chat or whatever and speak to a live representative about the video. "When can I expect it to be fully loaded? Or at least loaded up to the deepthroat scene?" The representative responds with a "check now
" and you press the play button again and the pizza boy and the chick are fully clothed on the couch kissing but their faces are pixelated so you can't even enjoy that. But you know it's happening, and it's the content that matters, right?
You get back on the help chat and ask the representative for a ballparked estimate of when you can expect the stuff you actually came here to see will be available and are met with silence.
Some of us don't want to buffer that video for an unknown amount of hours just to get a dry humping scene with all of the clothes on, we have other things we would
rather be wasting our time on than watching the buffer bar crawl to the right, but we would vastly prefer to watch some actual vanilla money shots.
So here we sit, blue and purple weapons in hand, until we get an answer on when we can expect the actual stuff we came here for.
