VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

by **coathanger** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:00 am

Hello, my name is Coathanger and I’m running for president of Nostalrius. I’m not your regular politician, I’m just a very successful PVPer. One of the most successful PVPers on Nostalrius and maybe ever. I’m tired of the alliance coming over here illegally – it won’t happen under a Coathanger administration.

1- Build a wall to keep the alliance out. Listen, I know plenty of alliance, I have alliance friends, a lot of them agree with me. I will build a wall to keep them out and make them pay for it. I like thinking big. Remember I’m not racist, I love the alliance, classy people. They send their criminals over here to take our herbs. We will crush them.
2- Replace Golden Sansam with Black Lotus.
3- Jobs.
4- Deport the Mario Brothers (Toad can stay)
5- I will fix the ST quests that Obama could never put in the game.
6- Will let hunters keep their guns.

You know, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich and I will hire the smartest people. God bless Nostalrius.

#voteforcoathanger2016

by **Rottenbeauty** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:41 pm

Well you lost my vote since you won't ban guns 8-)

by **Robotron** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:31 pm

You don't have my vote because you're a cow.

by **Ragstal** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:13 pm

i agree with u i always thought there was asome kind of conspiracy of the alliance with traitor horde players to let em steal our herbs and mining ores :shock:

i know alliance must for sure pay taxes to horde players so they can come to our side and have protection from our horde players...no wonder why higher players when they see a horde getting ganged they dont lend a help...hmmm....that makes sense :ugeek: