"The <SRTO> Drinking Game"

[Aunstic]

So this was originally posted in the <Shamans r Teh Overpower> forums, but I decided to bring it here. Don't really care what people's take is on it. The subject is the same as the one on the SRTO forums. I was drinking heavily and ate shrooms. Let's get to it.
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This is going to be a tough one so bare with me.

I started with a shit ton of liquor and it went down the pipe. At lvl 44, I ate shrooms for the ding. I ate more shrooms 1hr ago and polished the last pint off with it. Fuck you guys.

Rules were simple.

Drink 1 time for every green, 2 times for every blue, and 3 times for epics.

Drink 1 time every time you drank in game.

Drink a whole bottle when alliance killed you. I was in Tanaris fuck.

I don't know when it started but I started off with shots on deck and chasers ready. I was chasing a lot actually even the alliance chasing me. Chased so far with those fucking hunter pets that have like 400 football range when the hunter is across the map shooting someone else. Fuck you hunters. It's tough living a mage life. You have to deal with countless bullshit. Like druid fucking you over with shapeshift and you blast cold snap to get your fucking ice block for the 2nd time to prolong your 10 percent health. I hate you people too. I talked to original for awhile in ventrilo at some point about something for the kill on sight list which is still sitting at the mysql stages right now. I have like 40 comments on this and it looks like I wrote a mix of chinese and british in it because I can't even read it even if I was sober. It's about this point I wish I was sober. Can you just imagine it? Watching yourself on shrooms out of your body while you're soberly writing to your guilds off topic section. That's like a writer's dream. Just be like "yeah I did this shit one time and got wasted". Then you just stopped remembering everything like a writer's block. You start filling in sentences that have no meaning because you still don't know what you're talking about. You begin to realize that you have impressive typing skills because you're not actually sober but you are fucked beyond imaginable and somehow typing this up. It's like the words just appear and dance on your keyboard to make a post. You don't even look at your hands, they just start typing and typing and repetition and repetition and repetition. Unbelievable though. Just imagine all the people. Living for today. Imagine there's no countries. It isn't hard to do. Nothin to kill or die for and no religion too. No hell below us, above us only sky. Honestly, there is like hell below us though. My boy John has a point. Fucking imagine that? The Earth has a core that could melt everyone and there's like a gatekeeper down there saying "HA HA HA YOU NAUGHTY SON YOU GONNA GO TO HELL" and there's like a gatekeeper in the sky just saying "YOU, MY SON, HAVE NEVER DONE SHIT WRONG AS LONG AS YOU REPENT YOUR SINS HA HA HA REPRODUCTION IS A SIN." Like fuck man. Hell sounds bad, but imagine the babes. Tits. Nipples. Hopefully no shaft. Definitely no shaft. Like what if you got pegged in hell while being sounded? That's like "where's the hell of the hell so I can get the hell out of this hell hole?" Like what if everyone on the KOS list went to hell for being dicks. Cocks. Fuck alliance you fucking hunters with your 100000 football field pet radius. I went out with my friend Ben after awhile I smoked like a pack of cigs in like 1hr. I wonder how bad I hurt the economy. Like lobotomy inside of me but I'm not afraid of sodomy because there wasn't someone to fondle me. Original may like this fondle coddle foddle in the bottle. Almost like a HoT pull because fuck priests from the east though they keep the heals nice and neat so the tank doesn't eat. Never give me a spirit buff when I am a fucking mana user you prick you make me sick you fuck. Priest ask for water? Trade water for a spirit buff next group I have. Use that 255 mana when I conjure 2 stacks of lvl 35 water because "mages give it free" faaaaaahck you. It was at this moment I realized I hate Original in WoW. Not as much as I hate this shit reddit rating in the forum system shit I'm going to give feedback and tell wowlaunch to shove ratings in their ass. That'll show'em.



So shrooms. Yes shrooms. Amazing. Alcohol yes buzzing in my ear like the retard that sits behind you and no one wants to tell him to shut the fuck up when he chirps in class. Colors blend, cold is warm, outside is like eating a flower, and fire is fucking mystical. Burn shit. Terrorism. No bombs. NSA probably wants my ass for saying these hot words but fuuuuuuck you and your priests and your lvl 35 water and your reddit ratings and your freedom and your spies and your drones and your fucking druids with shapeshifting bullshakalaka. Always wants to throw that at someone. Like if someone bullshits you, you just be like "BULLSHAKALAKALAKALAKALAKA" and be completely silent to let them know they're full of (sh)it. It's like a rank 1 frostbolt. It's complete bullshit, but you're still gonna use it because it slows people down for 5 seconds because it's A) 1 second cast, B) low as fuck mana usage, and C) lolmage.

[riq and snog]

Drugged up playin wow and listening to the beetles... wtf man

[Rhinzual30]

Man, I have no damn clue what I just read.

[Aunstic]

Drugged up playin wow and listening to the beetles... wtf man

Technically only John Lennon, but I guess you could say The Beatles

Man, I have no damn clue what I just read.

Trust me, I don't even know what I typed.

[riq and snog]

Can u make nexts month episode with lsd? then one with cocaine and one with weed?
we will evaluate your outburst based on the drug used and figure out what kind of drug suits your playstyle and enhances your ability to enjoy vanilla wow!
thank you

[Rhinzual30]

Can u make nexts month episode with lsd? then one with cocaine and one with weed?
we will evaluate your outburst based on the drug used and figure out what kind of drug suits your playstyle and enhances your ability to enjoy vanilla wow!
thank you

Maybe we should ask that he listen to Iron Butterfly's Inna Gadda Da Vida (In The Garden Of Eden) while high and playing the game, or some Jimi Hendrix.

[Aunstic]

Can u make nexts month episode with lsd? then one with cocaine and one with weed?
we will evaluate your outburst based on the drug used and figure out what kind of drug suits your playstyle and enhances your ability to enjoy vanilla wow!
thank you

Last night I was on shrooms, but I have LSA, LSD, 5-MeO-DMT (not on me right now), amphetamines (adderall, vyvanse), shrooms, MDMA, nitrous, xanax, hydrocodone, and weed.

I could try writing another block on LSD, but in order to focus on shit properly I'll need to take an addy.

Also, the only drug that really enhances my play style is any stimulant. I start to focus on things a lot more and think clearer. As a person who rages after a wipe while sober because I blame it on the person who fucked up, I start to break everything down and give pointers on how not to wipe the next round. On LSD last night, I tanked WC (lvl 36 prot warr, sunk over 180g on this toon) without a healer then I hearthed to Stonetalon Mountains. After hearthing, I just ran around looking at the colors blend into the game for like 30 minutes.

I got off WoW to go walk around at 1am. Wanted to see shit and didn't want to trip so hard I crash my car. Went up to the closest 7/11 (a shop, but not a supermarket by any means), met some 14 year olds that wanted people to buy them a pack of smokes, and took their $10. Bought them the Newports they requested and picked up a 6 pack of Angry Orchard for myself. Underage, but the guy at the counter knew me well so he let me slide after I told him that I was indeed on LSD with anxiety kicking in overdrive.

Maybe we should ask that he listen to Iron Butterfly's Inna Gadda Da Vida (In The Garden Of Eden) while high and playing the game, or some Jimi Hendrix.

Inna Gadda Da Vida is 17 minutes long on YouTube. I can't do that shit.

I have tripped on shrooms and listened to All Along the Watchtower, Times They Are A Changin', Purple Haze, Wild Thing, and Sunshine of Your Love. Good shit right there.

My first shrooms story (before this one) also had weed+alcohol. Bought 4 grams and accidentally downed the 2 pints of Jack Daniels when the shrooms hit me, but before I smoked some bud. The song I had on repeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmpQMcZ-GY0 ... YouTube On Repeat counter was over 100 when I came down from the trip.

[riq and snog]

Ok scratch cocaine for wipe protection:-)

[Aunstic]

I doubt this shit get recognized, but here it goes.

Acid. You know when shit changes, you're not in this realm. I got a bad trip turned good?
Walking down on Grove street, I noticed this long haired, hat head coming with the name of CJ. Not black, no corn rows, and rolled with some loud shit everyday. Shroomin out, but wanted to fly, I ask this young hat head if he had acid because I knew he brings that exotic shit. He asked how much I wanted and I told him how much I had, but he came prepared. "You got my name, number, and money so hit me up and I'll cut you a deal."

Trippin mad volume, I arrive at a bonfire. Had to bring some shit, but no biggie. Hit CJ up, he got me 20 tabs with a fat $20 bag to smoke. I didn't want to trip alone, but I'm feelin like John Gotti. Let's call this chick D. She made the bagels, I bring the acid. She wasn't hot shit by any means, but she was a firecracker in the loose eye. Kept it real. Secretly got a thing for her so I give her some tabs.

45 minutes, when this gonna hit. 46 and I'm fried. Looked at her and seen flowers and shit. She looked beautiful. With the bonfire, she just had this orange tint that meld with the background. Amazing. I still never did shit though. Pockets full, whacked ass rat self ain't got game, it just brings me shame. She was in my arms around me and I asked her, "is this real life or is this fantasy?" She turned and said, "caught in a landslide, no escape from reality." Started ranting on how she was easy come, easy go so I dropped that shit nigga real quick.

Had shadows chase me. Walking toward the store down the street, I seen Agent Smith come after me. Motherfucker was fast. I soon found out I needed to hit up a telephone booth out of fucking nowhere and dial myself back to the mothership. I did it and I landed up in my body walking to the store, as planned. Picked up some drinks, blunt wraps, and say what's good to my Arab ALALALA and walk out fresh.

Teleporting back to bonfire
Ate the red pill and blue pill.
We good.

The cast took a bow. The protagonist never got laid.
I got blue balls and hit by a truck.

[riq and snog]

Trippin balls:-) i lost it at agent smith:-)