by riq and snog » Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:14 am
Why are you getting an attitude with me? Do you understand I will duct tape a meat tenderizer to my fist and pretend to be Megaman and punch you right in the fucking gut? I'll mother fucking pulverize your bitch ass. I will get a waffle iron and bash your cranium in. I'll pop your god damn eyeballs out and use you as an ice cube dispenser. I'll pull your tongue and some ice cubes fall out your skull. I'll put them in a glass and drink your cum right after I'm done sucking your dick. I'm sorry man I've just been sucking too much dick today. You wanna suck my dick? Shit, we'll both suck some dick. We could suck each others dicks and go on a dick sucking spree. We could 69, we could 68, we could masturbate, we could ejaculate. Shut the fuck up, you smell like you got ovarian cancer... terminal stage. You smell like vinegar nigga. Here's what I want you to do, place your dick on my mouth and I'll play like a harmonica. Then put it above my lip and I'll pretend I have a dick moustache. Here's what's going on over here, my boy Mike T. is cutting small incisions in my ass using a carpenter's tool and he's going to paste it on my face and when the coroner gets here they're going to put that I died of asphyxiation. Check this out and tell me it gets your dick hard. The devil is sitting in here and he's reading the King James version of the bible, backwards, in Latin and he's singing the Cuban national anthem while jerking off like a god damn monster. He's beating off like a mountain lion. Here's what I'm going to do, I'm going to get a railroad spike and I'm going to put it around my dick and I'm going to sodomize you in front of a court of fucking jesters. I'm going to have Bobby from Bobby's world roll up on his big-wheel and watch. You wear a medical diaper and shit your pants every 3 steps you take. You have one hair on your head and you spike it up every morning using L.A. looks gel. You have so many STD's your dick looks like a cheese pizza.
On a serious note ganjisu... again...
Git gud to avoid ban