A Possible New Player!

[elgringobonito]

Here's the thing, man. I'm a slave to my biology, and I'm just a nice guy. I'm come to the realization that when there are people (mainly females) and are in peril and in need of aiding, I'll do my part.

I was never the looker for sure, but one thing is for certain - I always paid my dues when it came to females. No matter how abhorrent I may look I can still be a good Samaritan! Hell, I often break my back around the house trying to hall in groceries for all of my sisters and it makes me feel pretty good.

Why do you guys care if a man does some nice, dominant things for females? Sure - they are benefiting more, but think about it guys... it's 2016. In order for things to change, you have to go through a shitty period, and then there will be a grace period.

I have been getting so many bad whispers in game calling me a cuckoo and a white knight and loads of really weird names. I don't even know what a cuckoo is. Is that a clock? Anyways enjoy being salty while I get to talk to a girl in skype for 3-4 hours.

I got a dungeon date soon so I gotta go. Toodles!

This is the definition of beta male. Happy because he has a "Skype date" and gets to play in game with some girl with an over-inflated sense of importance that just wants to put him in the friend zone. Same guy that a girl smiles at so he does all her work and gets her 6 promotions while getting himself fired. Then she never talks to him again.

Am I the only person who is attractive and sociable, and hooks up in actual, real life? I have to imagine there are at least some normal people who play WoW. Hold on I need to add like 46 random unnecessary emojis:

[Dr. Doom]

Am I the only person who is attractive and sociable, and hooks up in actual, real life? I have to imagine there are at least some normal people who play WoW.

By normal you mean... average in the Gaussian bell curve I suppose. But normal within what group?
Those of us that play video games do it because we are unable to get a more edifying hobby. Whether that is lack of money, lack of creativity, lack of talent, lack of physical well-being, etc.
There's a reason why those that consume this stuff are almost always people from the middle class. Not enough hardship to be forced to skip pixel wars, not enough money/worldliness/tutors to get a more complex hobby.

Amongst the people that play videogames, the average/normal is to be somewhat socially impaired as well. Sametbh isn't weird, as in unusual, to me here.

[elgringobonito]

Doom, don't enable his habit of getting taken advantage of! I'm trying to help him with tough love, sarcasm, and unabashed hostility and ridicule.

[Dr. Doom]

Doom, don't enable his habit of getting taken advantage of! I'm trying to help him with tough love, sarcasm, and unabashed hostility and ridicule.

I know. I just know that he won't change until he gets burnt bad enough.
People can't be talked to. They'll hope and believe that what they're actually doing is somehow worthwile, no matter how silly it may be.

Sorry about bringing the humour down though. I'm probably just too bitter to go along with it.
Getting out of the way now.

[elgringobonito]

Hahaha nahhh, I gotcha I gotcha.

I always like your posts man! I'm bitter as hell, too. Just know, amphetamines are the answer.

To everything. ;D

[Dr. Doom]

Sametbh, make sure you're following all the proper steps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYcNNpg5hA8

[Nelythia]

[Hammersplat]

Dr Doom are you an alliance warrior?

[Dr. Doom]

Dr Doom are you an alliance warrior?

I have one dwarf warrior, yes. Only Alliance race I play. Haven't played it in a few days now.

[Hammersplat]

a level 60 tanking alliance warrior? <3