Nostalrius Begins - Quality wow vanilla realm (1.12)

After watch the episode Manbearpig (s10e6) of South Park for the second time I thought "Hey, why not create a tauren druid named Cowbearpig?!" Manbearpig was already taken, of course. Then I discovered this:



Not satisfied, I tried some variations:



Words cannot describe what I'm feeling. Screw you Cowbearpig (and variations).

Mancowbear?
Manpigcow?
Cowpigbear?

I fail to see the reason why its not available tbh:-)