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VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:00 am
by coathanger
Hello, my name is Coathanger and I’m running for president of Nostalrius. I’m not your regular politician, I’m just a very successful PVPer. One of the most successful PVPers on Nostalrius and maybe ever. I’m tired of the alliance coming over here illegally – it won’t happen under a Coathanger administration.

1- Build a wall to keep the alliance out. Listen, I know plenty of alliance, I have alliance friends, a lot of them agree with me. I will build a wall to keep them out and make them pay for it. I like thinking big. Remember I’m not racist, I love the alliance, classy people. They send their criminals over here to take our herbs. We will crush them.
2- Replace Golden Sansam with Black Lotus.
3- Jobs.
4- Deport the Mario Brothers (Toad can stay)
5- I will fix the ST quests that Obama could never put in the game.
6- Will let hunters keep their guns.

You know, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich and I will hire the smartest people. God bless Nostalrius.

#voteforcoathanger2016

Re: VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:41 pm
by Rottenbeauty
Well you lost my vote since you won't ban guns 8-)

Re: VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:31 pm
by Robotron
You don't have my vote because you're a cow.

Re: VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:13 pm
by Ragstal
i agree with u i always thought there was asome kind of conspiracy of the alliance with traitor horde players to let em steal our herbs and mining ores :shock:

i know alliance must for sure pay taxes to horde players so they can come to our side and have protection from our horde players...no wonder why higher players when they see a horde getting ganged they dont lend a help...hmmm....that makes sense :ugeek:

Re: VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:44 am
by Dongabhana
Praise be upon thee Pedobear.... I mean Donal Trump....Sorry, I mean Coathanger!

Re: VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:32 pm
by Proctologist
I'd let Coathanger be my pres any day, true daddy bear.


ps. mods stop moderating my comments pls.

Re: VOTE 4 COATHANGER PREZ OF NOSTALRIUS

PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 4:03 pm
by coathanger
COATHANGER PROCTO 2016