Glorius Nostalrius
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:06 am*Disclaimer*
The follow work of fiction does NOT reflect on my views about certain populace, the server, or anything else. It is just work of fiction.
It seemed to have been positively taken in the Nostalrius subreddit, and as requested I shall post it here.
If, the mods/gms feel it is offensive then feel free to remove my post. Again, this is just for fun, and a work of fiction.
Have fun reading!
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Monday, March 13, 2028:
Another wonderful morning, birds singing their songs in the trees, the sun gently rising above the clouds. I plopped down onto my chair and loaded up WoW.exe. I log in, and load up my level 39 mage. After 5 minutes of patiently waiting, there I am! Right outside of Booty Bay, near the graveyard. I must have died here before the hourly server restart, that's good I don't have to do a corpse run. I check the "who" tab; 3,023,314 players! I gasp in delight, Nostalrius manages to yet impress me with their new achievments in population. I turn around, but only using my keyboard of course. Nostalrius admins had put up new rules a few years ago, everyone must only click spells and only use their keyboards for moving. The devs had felt it wasn't fair to the rest of a certain population that played in this manner. I turn and look behind me. Modified graveyards, each grave had a new graphic etched into them.
"KRONOS-WOW 2015 - 2017"
"VanillCraft 2018 - 2019"
"WoW-nilla 2020 - 2020"
The list of dead private servers that had fallen into the monsterous mouth of Nostalrius went on and on
"Blizzard 1991 - 2024"
Ah yes, the glorious day Nostalrius had bought out Blizzard, using their Donation* money! Now we can all keep playing without the fear of Glorious Nostalrius being shut down. I stood there admiring the deceased infidels that dared to stand against the might of Nostalrius, when suddenly,
" : " said someone in chat.
"Oh no!" I thought. I slowly turned my character using my keyboard, dreading to look at what was behind me.
" : " they repeated.
More and more " : " started popping up.
I look and see a pack of Players of Nostalrius all running together. They had stopped and surrounded me. I felt my knees weaken and my breathe become quicker. I notice someone had whispered me. I take a gulp and look.
"Xiaolingping: Get out server is our white devil!"
I start hyperventilating. "no!" I thought, "No I won't!". I had to quickly think of an escape plan.
"Chenpaoren: Fak yu stupid white devil I fuckayo modder!"
I start to panic, my face red, my body trembling. I quickly turn around as fast as I can, using my keyboard, and I try my hardest to click my "Blink" spell.
"There it is!" I exclaim as I click it with all my might.
10 dreaded sweat-filled seconds pass as the server registers that I used a spell. Finally my character dissapears and reappears 15 yards away. I turn my camera back to see the chinese trying to figure out what is going on, turning in all directions, but to my advantage you can only see 5 yards in front of you. "Immersive Fog" the Nostalrius Admins had labeled it.
As I run past, my camera accidentally faced the sky. "Nostalrius Begins" is etched in clouds. Happiness fills my body as I see those words put together, such a beautiful sight. I notice that my quest helper is pointing to a nearby area. Great! Now I can finish this quest I've been working on for about four weeks. I've only to kill five more pirates. As I get closer, I see a line of players. I run over to the back of the line, and see a player named "ElvenAngel". "Seems like a minority name, thank Nostalrius!" I thought. I whisper him: "Hey, how long have you been waiting for the quest mob"
"ElvenAngel whispers: About 9 hours"
Very good, it's going faster today than other days. I look to the left of me, and see an advertisement on a billboard.
"Nostalrius Server Clustering System, coming Soon"
I can't wait until they bring out their new clustering system they promised in 2016! They have been hard at work, and I can't complain since of course they are using their own free time and working for free on this beautiful server. Donations* are only used for the server! "Yes" I reassuringly tell myself.
I target ElvenAngel and whisper to him: "When do you think they are going to finish the clustering system?"
He doesn't reply. Suddenly I'm teleported to a white room, with Pottu sitting in a chair.
His majestic presence brung tears to my eyes, as I type in "/kneel".
"You are now banned for a week" he says.
"What?" I exclaim, typing furiously. "Why!"
"You are now banned for mod harassment! I shall now increase it to a permanent ban" replied Pottu.
"No!" I yell out in real life. My character disconnects, and I don't even bother to try and log in again. Oh well, it is a free server after all, and the mods work hard for free to provide us with a Glorious Gaming Experience.
I'll just make another account! It is a free server after all. I pay my donation and create a new account. I then open up my internet browser and go to "game4money.cn". I look around the site, click on the leveling tab, power leveling... Aha! "Quick Power Level 1 day package". Only 29.99! what a steal. Nostalrius had allowed power leveling services and gold farming services to further welcome the other population and help them integrate into Glorious Nostalrius, the free international server that solely runs off Donations*!
I log off and wait for my power leveling service to start, a wave of releif comes over me and a smile appears on my face. I go on the Nostalrius Forums and see a post that was complaining about how laggy it is. Infidels! I quickly respond saying its your internet and you should be ashamed since its a free server and the mods and admins work for free and not to be entitled to a proper gaming experience. Filthy entlitled ungrateful pig! The great Pottu within minutes locks the thread and IP bans him. Justice has been served!
I go to sleep, looking forward to waking up to my new power leveled character for another Glorius day in Nostalrius.
The follow work of fiction does NOT reflect on my views about certain populace, the server, or anything else. It is just work of fiction.
It seemed to have been positively taken in the Nostalrius subreddit, and as requested I shall post it here.
If, the mods/gms feel it is offensive then feel free to remove my post. Again, this is just for fun, and a work of fiction.
Have fun reading!
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Monday, March 13, 2028:
Another wonderful morning, birds singing their songs in the trees, the sun gently rising above the clouds. I plopped down onto my chair and loaded up WoW.exe. I log in, and load up my level 39 mage. After 5 minutes of patiently waiting, there I am! Right outside of Booty Bay, near the graveyard. I must have died here before the hourly server restart, that's good I don't have to do a corpse run. I check the "who" tab; 3,023,314 players! I gasp in delight, Nostalrius manages to yet impress me with their new achievments in population. I turn around, but only using my keyboard of course. Nostalrius admins had put up new rules a few years ago, everyone must only click spells and only use their keyboards for moving. The devs had felt it wasn't fair to the rest of a certain population that played in this manner. I turn and look behind me. Modified graveyards, each grave had a new graphic etched into them.
"KRONOS-WOW 2015 - 2017"
"VanillCraft 2018 - 2019"
"WoW-nilla 2020 - 2020"
The list of dead private servers that had fallen into the monsterous mouth of Nostalrius went on and on
"Blizzard 1991 - 2024"
Ah yes, the glorious day Nostalrius had bought out Blizzard, using their Donation* money! Now we can all keep playing without the fear of Glorious Nostalrius being shut down. I stood there admiring the deceased infidels that dared to stand against the might of Nostalrius, when suddenly,
" : " said someone in chat.
"Oh no!" I thought. I slowly turned my character using my keyboard, dreading to look at what was behind me.
" : " they repeated.
More and more " : " started popping up.
I look and see a pack of Players of Nostalrius all running together. They had stopped and surrounded me. I felt my knees weaken and my breathe become quicker. I notice someone had whispered me. I take a gulp and look.
"Xiaolingping: Get out server is our white devil!"
I start hyperventilating. "no!" I thought, "No I won't!". I had to quickly think of an escape plan.
"Chenpaoren: Fak yu stupid white devil I fuckayo modder!"
I start to panic, my face red, my body trembling. I quickly turn around as fast as I can, using my keyboard, and I try my hardest to click my "Blink" spell.
"There it is!" I exclaim as I click it with all my might.
10 dreaded sweat-filled seconds pass as the server registers that I used a spell. Finally my character dissapears and reappears 15 yards away. I turn my camera back to see the chinese trying to figure out what is going on, turning in all directions, but to my advantage you can only see 5 yards in front of you. "Immersive Fog" the Nostalrius Admins had labeled it.
As I run past, my camera accidentally faced the sky. "Nostalrius Begins" is etched in clouds. Happiness fills my body as I see those words put together, such a beautiful sight. I notice that my quest helper is pointing to a nearby area. Great! Now I can finish this quest I've been working on for about four weeks. I've only to kill five more pirates. As I get closer, I see a line of players. I run over to the back of the line, and see a player named "ElvenAngel". "Seems like a minority name, thank Nostalrius!" I thought. I whisper him: "Hey, how long have you been waiting for the quest mob"
"ElvenAngel whispers: About 9 hours"
Very good, it's going faster today than other days. I look to the left of me, and see an advertisement on a billboard.
"Nostalrius Server Clustering System, coming Soon"
I can't wait until they bring out their new clustering system they promised in 2016! They have been hard at work, and I can't complain since of course they are using their own free time and working for free on this beautiful server. Donations* are only used for the server! "Yes" I reassuringly tell myself.
I target ElvenAngel and whisper to him: "When do you think they are going to finish the clustering system?"
He doesn't reply. Suddenly I'm teleported to a white room, with Pottu sitting in a chair.
His majestic presence brung tears to my eyes, as I type in "/kneel".
"You are now banned for a week" he says.
"What?" I exclaim, typing furiously. "Why!"
"You are now banned for mod harassment! I shall now increase it to a permanent ban" replied Pottu.
"No!" I yell out in real life. My character disconnects, and I don't even bother to try and log in again. Oh well, it is a free server after all, and the mods work hard for free to provide us with a Glorious Gaming Experience.
I'll just make another account! It is a free server after all. I pay my donation and create a new account. I then open up my internet browser and go to "game4money.cn". I look around the site, click on the leveling tab, power leveling... Aha! "Quick Power Level 1 day package". Only 29.99! what a steal. Nostalrius had allowed power leveling services and gold farming services to further welcome the other population and help them integrate into Glorious Nostalrius, the free international server that solely runs off Donations*!
I log off and wait for my power leveling service to start, a wave of releif comes over me and a smile appears on my face. I go on the Nostalrius Forums and see a post that was complaining about how laggy it is. Infidels! I quickly respond saying its your internet and you should be ashamed since its a free server and the mods and admins work for free and not to be entitled to a proper gaming experience. Filthy entlitled ungrateful pig! The great Pottu within minutes locks the thread and IP bans him. Justice has been served!
I go to sleep, looking forward to waking up to my new power leveled character for another Glorius day in Nostalrius.
