"The Best of Nostalrius Forums" Thread

Gentlemen,
Over the time I've spent here on the forums I've encountered some downright hilarious posts. I know you have too. From Google Translate account ban appeals by gold sellers, ninja accusations and trolls trolling trolls to pure unadulterated neckbeard rage, there is comedic gold to be found here.
Regardless as to whether you're a filthy casual, 10/10 world chat progression troll or a tryhard T2.5 bis role-playing pink-haired Gnome with a chip on your shoulder, I encourage you to link any and all posts worthy of archiving for comedic value.
I'll start here:
https://forum.nostalrius.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2555
Over the time I've spent here on the forums I've encountered some downright hilarious posts. I know you have too. From Google Translate account ban appeals by gold sellers, ninja accusations and trolls trolling trolls to pure unadulterated neckbeard rage, there is comedic gold to be found here.
Regardless as to whether you're a filthy casual, 10/10 world chat progression troll or a tryhard T2.5 bis role-playing pink-haired Gnome with a chip on your shoulder, I encourage you to link any and all posts worthy of archiving for comedic value.
I'll start here:
https://forum.nostalrius.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2555