50 Shades of Red
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:48 amAs we've all probably seen and read, the screenplay adaptation of the critically acclaimed romance novel 50 Shades of Grey has been a smash hit at the box office raking in almost $250 million dollars (myself having seen it 4 times already).
To celebrate both this monumental accomplishment and my recent decensoring on the forums I have decided to make what will no doubt be the first completely serious roleplay thread on the Nostalrius™ World of Warcraft™ Vanilla™ server forums.
There are no real guidelines as to what you post, although I will be posting some of my favorite scenes from the book and adding a World of Warcraft™ spin.
From the steamy elevator makeout scene
“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike stunlock above my head, and he’s cheapshotting me to the wall using his fist weapons … His other offhand grabs my hair and he kidney shots me, bringing my face up, and his lips rolling need on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His two hander is against my epic chest.” (Page 78)
General dirty talkin from Christian
“Show me how you slay boars for hours on end … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you awake, baby, maybe some mountain dew? … Let’s see if we can make you level like this … You’re so deliciously rested. God, I want you … I’m going to gank you now, Miss Steele … Hard ... Spirit res for me, Ana.” (114, 116, 117, 118)
From when Anastasia has a lot of fun with Christian
“He leans down and teabags my corpse, his daggers still moving rhythmically inside me, his perditions blade circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my Crimson Felt Hat off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his daggers, corpse camping me. I am sapped and begin to stiffen as I push against his hand hoping that heartbeat resist works. He gently uses preparation and coldblood, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I healthstone and pot instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m soulstoning again … I log onto my alt, and crossfaction whisper his name.” (195, 196)
edit: fixed a few grammar typos, got flustered from writing my fave passages out
To celebrate both this monumental accomplishment and my recent decensoring on the forums I have decided to make what will no doubt be the first completely serious roleplay thread on the Nostalrius™ World of Warcraft™ Vanilla™ server forums.
There are no real guidelines as to what you post, although I will be posting some of my favorite scenes from the book and adding a World of Warcraft™ spin.
From the steamy elevator makeout scene
“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike stunlock above my head, and he’s cheapshotting me to the wall using his fist weapons … His other offhand grabs my hair and he kidney shots me, bringing my face up, and his lips rolling need on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His two hander is against my epic chest.” (Page 78)
General dirty talkin from Christian
“Show me how you slay boars for hours on end … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you awake, baby, maybe some mountain dew? … Let’s see if we can make you level like this … You’re so deliciously rested. God, I want you … I’m going to gank you now, Miss Steele … Hard ... Spirit res for me, Ana.” (114, 116, 117, 118)
From when Anastasia has a lot of fun with Christian
“He leans down and teabags my corpse, his daggers still moving rhythmically inside me, his perditions blade circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my Crimson Felt Hat off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his daggers, corpse camping me. I am sapped and begin to stiffen as I push against his hand hoping that heartbeat resist works. He gently uses preparation and coldblood, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I healthstone and pot instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m soulstoning again … I log onto my alt, and crossfaction whisper his name.” (195, 196)
edit: fixed a few grammar typos, got flustered from writing my fave passages out