[A] <Massivus Backhandeth>'s Triumphant return!

[Tommy Maze]

Greetings everyone of Nostalrius,


Introduction!
<Massivus Backhandeth> is recruiting as always. We are very much the most known and beloved guild on the server for our strength of character, integrity and joval sense of duty. We boast one of the highest Streamer population of the server as well as many of the private server community.

Our raids are filled with joy, humor and laughter as we tackle the current content with vigorous zeal, and tickle them into bursts of child-like laughter defecating on other guilds in the process. We are of course the best guild on the server and are not ashamed to admit it. We also have several very well known writers in our guild, who share their love of literature with everyone. If you like Poetry or stories, than this is the guild for you!

Our History!
We are an old time Scriptcraft 2 guild with strong roots and purpose. We strive very hard to let people know that Christians can kill bosses too in a competitive environment, not just Atheists and fact mongers. Have been together since the founding of Scriptcraft two, and have been ever since a brotherhood.

Our ideas are very simple, Kill bosses, have fun, and praise his name! If this sounds like a guild for you, you can post here or talk to me in game, Thank you very much for your interest!

Who we are looking for!

We are looking for like-minded people who want to do well, enjoy raids and have a sense of competitiveness for damage, without sacrificing their lives to fire or other silly means of death. We expect you to show up once a week (More with more content) and enjoy 105 minute or shorter MC's with the guild and perhaps a brisk walk to Onyxia. Raid Consumables and flasks are preferred as that helps. We also enjoy gambling on who makes the top dps spot for Melee and casters.

If this sounds like you then please don't hesitate to give us an application I can't even tell you how much we are waiting to hear from you. Either fill out the application below or send these answers to Fathertommy in game for your interview.


Application!:
Age:
Gender:
Faith:
Class:
Spec:
Experience:
Private server Experience:
Are you BiS? How close?
Can you make Monday/Tuesday 4:00 AM Sever and 7:00 PM pacific raid times?
What are your hands doing while you raid?

We also offer knighthood to people who wish to join the White Knights of the Virgin Oath.

SUMMARY!
Please be BiS or close to it, be able to make raids on Monday/Tuesday nights 7:00 PM Pacific 4:00 AM Server. Be able to bring raid consumables, flasks elixirs and potions. Enjoy a laid back guild environment with a business time attitude about raiding. Do you have what it takes to join the <Massivus> Family?

We look forward to hearing from you!

Thanks, I love you.
Tommy Maze,
Guild Leader of <Massivus Backhandeth>
Community Outreach and Admissions Coordinator.
Nostalrius, and Corecraft Private servers.

[Yulath]

Greetings, fellow Christians!

I'm so excited to see a guild of the Faith on the box! I just know for sure that, by His grace, this is the guild for me!

Application: He is the only reference I need.

Age: 59

Gender: Male

Faith: Proud Reformed Christian of the Reformed Church in Transcarpathia

Class: Faith-warrior

Spec: Faith-damage

Experience: Well, when I was a young child, nary the age of 10, I was not as faithful as I am now. In my war-torn Czech-Slovak Republic, you would sometimes see such terrors that would make near any man question the existence of God. Starving, thirsty, my family torn apart in the name of what they would later call "Ethnic Cleansing", my feet bloodied from walking endless miles without shoes, I found myself at a crossroads. I could lay down and die, if not to thirst then assuredly as a meal to a mountain lion. Or -- I could go on. I could survive. As long as I knew how to love, I knew I could survive. I've got all my life to live, and all my love to give to Him, so I will survive. I will survive!

Private server experience: I have never touched another person's privates, as to do so out of wedlock would be against His plan.


My hands are most often in a position of prayer while raiding, in my patented 'Jesus Take the Keyboard' formation.

Thank you for your consideration, and God bless!

[thebigripper]

I'm pretty sure I'll be rolling druid this time around. Resto of course

[Lachis]

[Blaze]

Pras his name.

[Lachis]

Blaze believes in Scientology. He does not belong. Excommunicate this heathen pls. I'll pray for your soul Blaze. Good luck in all your endeavors.

[Blaze]

http://puu.sh/gfdps/ed7164bef4.png

Lachis you still have a badger lookin face, you still a middle aged single man? Repent now.

[Tommy Maze]

Greetings Yulath,

Well I am very impressed with your application. Many of our members have similar stories to yours some in Africa some in South Asia, all of them have turned to the light of god. Coming to god is an interesting thing, first you area afraid then you can petrified. As you move on on the path of righteous behavior you can angry or even proud of how people did you wrong, but this test is a means to move beyond that! You can grow stronger as I am sure you already know, Welcome aboard To Massivus!

Private server experience: I have never touched another person's privates, as to do so out of wedlock would be against His plan.


"My hands are most often in a position of prayer while raiding, in my patented 'Jesus Take the Keyboard' formation."

Well said brave faith warrior.

[Blaze]

Yulath is one of many Christian refugees I am harboring from the P99 Satan infested server, may he be shown the light in more ways than one from Mommy Maze.

[kegboy123]

tommy maze i watched all ur corecraft videos and always wanted to be ur friend

can i join