"takes a real man"

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Re: "takes a real man"

by NicolasMage » Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:57 pm

Jarty wrote:I cant even get that far because my leveling partner is the most unpredictable person to play with



Same, unpredictable and unreliable. "Hey wanna level now?" I say, to which he responds "later", then later he says "I cba now".
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Re: "takes a real man"

by riq and snog » Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:06 pm

res wrote:
Goffz wrote:Suddenly as i head to nesingwary a undead rogue appear up my ass combine mage with vurtne facial ah yes FUCK IT.


Don't forget that one time a Horde hops on you to gank you in the middle of nowhere while fighting a stranglethorn tiger.

You feel the adrenaline pumping through your veins as you kill the last part of the health on the tiger. You pop your cooldowns and turn to the Tauren that is whacking on you, opening up even though you are low on mana. After almost a minute of fighting you manage to turn the tide and get them on low health,
The big Tauren turns his back on you and starts to retreat.
Even though you're all out of mana and health, You know the fight is won, you have your renew slowly healing you as you start to wand the Tauren.
Your shadow word: pain has 2 ticks left and they are slowly dying to your wand shooting,
You feel the rush of victory,

The ecstasy of beating someone 2 levels higher than you,

The relief of being alive...

Just 1 more tick...

And..

BAM!

An alliance rouge pops in from nowhere and steals the kill and then whispers you:
"Stam buff plz".


The drama lol... one could write 2 novels alone just from solo lvlin stv:-)
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Re: "takes a real man"

by NicolasMage » Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:30 pm

res wrote:
Goffz wrote:Suddenly as i head to nesingwary a undead rogue appear up my ass combine mage with vurtne facial ah yes FUCK IT.


Don't forget that one time a Horde hops on you to gank you in the middle of nowhere while fighting a stranglethorn tiger.

You feel the adrenaline pumping through your veins as you kill the last part of the health on the tiger. You pop your cooldowns and turn to the Tauren that is whacking on you, opening up even though you are low on mana. After almost a minute of fighting you manage to turn the tide and get them on low health,
The big Tauren turns his back on you and starts to retreat.
Even though you're all out of mana and health, You know the fight is won, you have your renew slowly healing you as you start to wand the Tauren.
Your shadow word: pain has 2 ticks left and they are slowly dying to your wand shooting,
You feel the rush of victory,

The ecstasy of beating someone 2 levels higher than you,

The relief of being alive...

Just 1 more tick...

And..

BAM!

An alliance rouge pops in from nowhere and steals the kill and then whispers you:
"Stam buff plz".


God damn those rouges, all rouges should be banned.

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Yes, I am taking the piss out of your inability to spell rogue.
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Re: "takes a real man"

by Amerro » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:02 pm

The best thing about it is the gnome warlocks 8 levels higher than you that start the fight when you're not paying attention only to have to pop their VW for the shield when they're at 2% health.

There's dicks on both sides, but I legitimately hate all gnomes and Alliance rogues.
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Re: "takes a real man"

by res » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:06 pm

NicolasMage wrote:God damn those rouges, all rouges should be banned.

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Yes, I am taking the piss out of your inability to spell rogue.

Excited and reassured from the heat of the battle, Pi feels the urge to document his adventures in Stranglethorn vale.

The priest pulls out a piece of parchment from his Blue Leather Bag and begins to write, but in his fury and anger and with a trembling hand, his mind still on that pesky gnome rogue, he misspelled a word.

Later when Pi was re-reading the message after he posted it on the local Rebel Camp's bulletin board he notices his mistake, and leans in to fix the spelling error on the already pinned piece of parchment, that's when he feels the warm breath on his shoulder and the cold blade piercing his back, Pi could not see him, but he knew.
A local Forsaken priest had resurrected the fallen champion, and he was back for revenge.

The priest looked down and saw the blade piercing through his body and the blood soaking his already red Civinad Robes, thinking this is how it ends.

With a spelling error.
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Re: "takes a real man"

by riq and snog » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:52 pm

On your sig is a ret pala saying use a pot noob missing:-)
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Re: "takes a real man"

by Phigure » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:22 pm

I've been solo grinding on a rogue in stv and I'm that guy that you all hate.

cheers
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