A story of corrupt loot councils.
A story of baddies that want to be the best US guild.
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This story is about a group of trolls who broke apart two mediocre guilds with the goal of becoming the best US raiding guild on Nostalrius.
Let’s briefly start with a little bit of history shall we?
On one side you have <Surge>. A newly formed guild that managed to go from fresh 60s to 66 minute Molten Core runs in a couple months. I know it’s not the most impressive WoW accomplishment but we were proud of it. We never tried very hard - didn’t require any consumables and often times had to pug raiding spots. But we had fun, we were a team that enjoyed playing together.
On the other side you have <Team Bring It>. A guild with a long history of corrupt loot councils, drama, and disbands over the past year.
<Team Bring It> approached certain officers in <Surge>. They had just lost all of their tanks. They couldn’t raid anymore and were desperate to merge with another guild. <Surge> wasn’t perfect and some people were unhappy. These clowns came up with the bright idea to only recruit the ‘best’ DPS from both guilds with the goal of becoming the best US raiding guild.
Let’s talk about some of the major players in this event. It’s a rather colorful cast and crew.
Krondog - The resident guild idiot. He was hilarious but clearly had the IQ of a bovine. Loved to drop 6 tons of xanax each raid and tell the guild about his drunken escapades during boss fights. He was an officer in Surge and was the primary catalyst for disband and merger.
Reapers - bipolar sad boy. Uses a one button heal macro to top heal meters and jerk off his ePeen because that’s the happiest thing in his horrible existence of a life. 2nd in command of this Coup d’état. Quit at the beginning of <Surge> progression to finally come back when they were full clearing BWL. Somehow he convinced the others clowns that this would be a step in the right direction.
Bleezii - Not much is known about him other than being the previous Guild Master of <TEAM BRING IT>.
Lifehacks - The new GM of <SORRY>. Has been unable to keep a guild together for more than a few months. Failed with <Ridin Dirty>, failed with <TEAM BRING IT>, now will fail with <SORRY>
Bleezi approached Krondog and Reapers with the intention of merging the two guilds. Reapers thought it was a great idea. He could get rid of the people he didn’t like and only invite the ‘best of the best’. Unfortunately <SORRY> ended up inviting over 100 level 60s in the first week of its inception. So much for being the top US guild. Your narrator was forced to leave after wiping on Garr during <SORRY>’s first MC run. If a guild full of the best members from both guilds can’t kill Garr, well I wish them luck on C’thun. What happens when a bunch of idiots and trolls get together to raid in Vanilla? Well, I think we all know the answer to that question.
<SORRY> members, I feel bad for most of you since you have either had to deal with <TEAM BRING IT> leadership or are about to be introduced to the most corrosive members from <Surge>. Many people enjoy drama and being shady characters, if you are one of those people you have now found a great home. For those that don’t enjoy that atmosphere I wish you the best of luck finding a new home.
This should comfort all of new <SORRY> members, the corrupted officers from <Surge> already have decided how they want to run their new guild.
Proof of Corrupt Loot Council
Surge - http://i.imgur.com/kGVctxP.png
Team Bring It - Famous Nef Ninja Video where almost all of their officers admitted to only giving loot to their friends.
Proposed 40 main roster AKA best US raiding guild Lulz
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Look out Exiled, Entitled, Ritual, Axiom (uhhh), <SORRY> is coming for your NA first realmplayers spot!!
Just remember - being the 'first NA guild’ on Nost is a little bit like winning the special olympics…
<SORRY> members, I , uh feel sorry for you. Enjoy the corrupt loot council, inept leadership and inevitable disbanding before the AQ gates are opened. I’ll paypal every single person in this thread $50 if <SORRY> kills C’thun. But we all know that will never happen.
First NA guild owning realmplayers:
http://realmplayers.com/RaidStats/Fight ... 23&Fight=3
http://realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidO ... Raid=26832
