wow LOOK at all these skittles

[Stalk]

Stalk keep grasping at those straws, even your own guildie disagrees with you.
How can you even be an officer in your guild? I know healing meters doesn't give a 100% fair picture of a healers skills, but you're consistently at the bottom of the logs, even on trash.
You're lucky you're an officer and a druid who can offer buffs and combat ress, cause otherwise you would most likely have been benched for those speedruns.

Imagine a guild where the healers are so good that all you have to do is buff and decurse or the tanks don't take tremendous amounts of damage... it's not in your guild, obviously. If i spent all my time healing in speedruns, no one would have buffs Professor Sherlock. Now please get off of my dick and have some Skittles.

[Datruth]

Stalk keep grasping at those straws, even your own guildie disagrees with you.
How can you even be an officer in your guild? I know healing meters doesn't give a 100% fair picture of a healers skills, but you're consistently at the bottom of the logs, even on trash.
You're lucky you're an officer and a druid who can offer buffs and combat ress, cause otherwise you would most likely have been benched for those speedruns.

Imagine a guild where the healers are so good that all you have to do is buff and decurse or the tanks don't take tremendous amounts of damage... it's not in your guild, obviously. If i spent all my time healing in speedruns, no one would have buffs Professor Sherlock. Now please get off of my dick and have some Skittles.

Wait, so the healers are so good you don't have to heal shit, but you still gotta buff? That means people are dying bro. I wasn't talking about the speedruns though, a quick look through your raidlog shows you're always at the bottom.
This whole thread is all about getting people on your dick, and now you can't handle the attention?
Make up your mind

PS. Another nice attempt at grasping those straws!
PSS. Sherlock is a detective, not a professor you uncultured swine.

[Datruth]

Wasn´t even ment to be a speedrun mate, was just a fast run with normal raiding consumables and worldbuffs.

See that is the funny thing.. it wasn't a try and I can only think of one raid where we were told "we want to get the fastest run" rather than "lets be fast" etc.. which was one of our first raids together.

If i spent all my time healing in speedrunS, no one would have buffs Professor Sherlock.

Good to see you guys are on the same page. Please don't ever let this thread die

[Jurary]

double quarter pounder with cheese from McDonalds and our Caramel Frappuccino

at least your McDonalds game is on point, sir.

Sorry I have to say this but your avatar looks like shit

My avatar is just one from the pre-cataclysm retail forums. Don't be hating.

Changed it just for you bruh.

[duds]

Wasn´t even ment to be a speedrun mate, was just a fast run with normal raiding consumables and worldbuffs.

See that is the funny thing.. it wasn't a try and I can only think of one raid where we were told "we want to get the fastest run" rather than "lets be fast" etc.. which was one of our first raids together.

If i spent all my time healing in speedrunS, no one would have buffs Professor Sherlock.

Good to see you guys are on the same page. Please don't ever let this thread die

I see no link at all in the comments you have quoted. Explain because I bet you cant?
Edit - before you point the obvious links, however im mostly referring to how the quoted comments provide you comedic value and make you post a sarcastic comment.

[Datruth]

Wasn´t even ment to be a speedrun mate, was just a fast run with normal raiding consumables and worldbuffs.

See that is the funny thing.. it wasn't a try and I can only think of one raid where we were told "we want to get the fastest run" rather than "lets be fast" etc.. which was one of our first raids together.

If i spent all my time healing in speedrunS, no one would have buffs Professor Sherlock.

Good to see you guys are on the same page. Please don't ever let this thread die

I see no link at all in the comments you have quoted. Explain because I bet you cant?
Edit - before you point the obvious links, however im mostly referring to how the quoted comments provide you comedic value and make you post a sarcastic comment.

Uhm, so you see no link, but then you go on to say "before you point the obvious links"? You guys are just one big contradiction aren't ya?

What i find hilarious is that some of you are implying that you beat NOPE and Dreamstate's times without even speedrunning it, while on the other hand one of your officers use the speedruns (plural) as an excuse for his pathetic logs.

Skittles confirmed cause of autism.

[duds]

Uhm, so you see no link, but then you go on to say "before you point the obvious links"? You guys are just one big contradiction aren't ya?

What i find hilarious is that some of you are implying that you beat NOPE and Dreamstate's times without even speedrunning it, while on the other hand one of your officers use the speedruns (plural) as an excuse for his pathetic logs.

Skittles confirmed cause of autism.

It takes a genius to spot that the words speedrun or speedruns were used in all posts (or were they?) but I clearly meant that other than the same words being used and that all 3 were about the same general idea what is your link as in what contradicts what?. Considering you keep going on about contradiction I wanted to understand how your brain processed the 3 comments to have this.

My post talks of how we have only once been told "lets get the fastest clear on the server" and that week we failed.

Nikoru's post talks of how the run we did this week wasn't a speedrun and that is also true, no talk of speed was there before or during the raid we just cleared it well and everyone was surprised we had the record.

Stalk mentions speedrunS, we have done a few.. Each time trying to beat our last one by a little bit so we could feel progress as a newly merged guild.

So your idea is that because one person used the plural word of speedrun that every run ever we have done of MC must have been a speedrun in which we tried to get the fastest clear? Great theory and great job on picking out a fucking letter of a post and shitting out some story about it. Starting an argument over one letter, confirmed autism.

[Plask]

I see no link at all in the comments you have quoted. Explain because I bet you cant?
Edit - before you point the obvious links, however im mostly referring to how the quoted comments provide you comedic value and make you post a sarcastic comment.

Uhm, so you see no link, but then you go on to say "before you point the obvious links"? You guys are just one big contradiction aren't ya?

What i find hilarious is that some of you are implying that you beat NOPE and Dreamstate's times without even speedrunning it, while on the other hand one of your officers use the speedruns (plural) as an excuse for his pathetic logs.

Skittles confirmed cause of autism.

I mean if people wanna call it speedrun that's fine, for me the difference betwen a speedrun and a normal run would be using flasks and have DMF.

But it's fun to read all these players that usually run MC in 90+ min complaining, if you're not doing sub 60 min runs at this point you're either: a) a casual raiding guild b) a very new guild c) just not very competetive.

Thanks for all the responses and the competetive spirit shown (next resets will probably be swarmed with fast clears to prove the point)!

Until then..

[Proctologist]

Until then..

[Datruth]

Uhm, so you see no link, but then you go on to say "before you point the obvious links"? You guys are just one big contradiction aren't ya?

What i find hilarious is that some of you are implying that you beat NOPE and Dreamstate's times without even speedrunning it, while on the other hand one of your officers use the speedruns (plural) as an excuse for his pathetic logs.

Skittles confirmed cause of autism.

It takes a genius to spot that the words speedrun or speedruns were used in all posts (or were they?) but I clearly meant that other than the same words being used and that all 3 were about the same general idea what is your link as in what contradicts what?. Considering you keep going on about contradiction I wanted to understand how your brain processed the 3 comments to have this.

My post talks of how we have only once been told "lets get the fastest clear on the server" and that week we failed.

Nikoru's post talks of how the run we did this week wasn't a speedrun and that is also true, no talk of speed was there before or during the raid we just cleared it well and everyone was surprised we had the record.

Stalk mentions speedrunS, we have done a few.. Each time trying to beat our last one by a little bit so we could feel progress as a newly merged guild.

So your idea is that because one person used the plural word of speedrun that every run ever we have done of MC must have been a speedrun in which we tried to get the fastest clear? Great theory and great job on picking out a fucking letter of a post and shitting out some story about it. Starting an argument over one letter, confirmed autism.

You can't be doing a regular fast run and a legit speedrun at the same time, it's one or the other.
Which means it's either a contradiction or you being a clueless twat who can't differentiate between the two.
I'm sorry if I overestimated your mental capacity, I assumed that was a given.

I mean if people wanna call it speedrun that's fine, for me the difference betwen a speedrun and a normal run would be using flasks and have DMF.

But it's fun to read all these players that usually run MC in 90+ min complaining, if you're not doing sub 60 min runs at this point you're either: a) a casual raiding guild b) a very new guild c) just not very competetive.

Thanks for all the responses and the competetive spirit shown (next resets will probably be swarmed with fast clears to prove the point)!]

A speedrun is when you use pretty much anything that can boost your speed in order to blitz through the instance. Since DMF has been patched out, that is obviously not included.

The fact that you guys even imply this wasn't a speedrun is ridiculous though.
Flasks have a direct impact on casters dps, so I will take them as an example.
On Golemagg (a nice and easy Frostbolt/Shadowbolt spam boss) you have a warlock pulling 710 single target dps and multiple other casters breaking the 500 barrier, anyone with half a brain would know they obviously are flasked.
On top of breaking the overall time record, you also set the speed record on 6 bosses and you guys somehow want people to believe you didn't even try?

Anyways, all jokes aside, I wasn't completely sure if you guys were doing this as a trolling attempt, but since you guys toned down the whole "troll attitude" and started responding in a serious manner, it has become clear to me that you guys actually consider this to be an extraordinary achievement.

I now got what I wanted, so I probably won't repond any further if you guys come up with any other far-fetched explanations.

So all I have left to do is to congratulate you on proving your worth as an above average guild, and advice you guys to refrain yourselves from sucking your own dicks if you want people to congratulate you on your potential achievements in the future.

next resets will probably be swarmed with fast clears to prove the point!

PS. I'm fairly confident NOPE and Dreamstate will let you have the record for now, I don't thinky anyone consider this time good enough to warrant an immediate response.