The Official Anti-Tauren Thread

[Raktae]

I'm tired of these damn Undead flooding into Mulgore because they've carved their own zone empty of mobs and quest objects!

Tirisfal for the Undead, Durotar for the Orcs, Sen'jin for the Trolls, Mulgore for everyone!

Too long has this mantra plagued Tauren kind and interrupted our Rites! Mulgore belongs to the Tauren! It is Tauren land, settled by our forefathers in order to escape the Centaurs, a homeland built by Tauren for Tauren! Shut the door on these Undead scum! These disgusting Trolls!

Mulgore for the Tauren!

[Robotron]

Who would want to go to Mulgore, anyway? It's full of massive dung heaps and methane gas; it's really big and vacant (like a tauren's head); is by far the worst level 1-10 zone; it's boring as hell; and worst of all, it's full of stupid fat cows.

Keep your Mulgore. The forsaken plague will cleanse it in due time.

[ColAngus]

Let's be real here. I hate cows. You hate cows, too. You say you don't hate cows?

But they are so delicious.

[Robotron]

Eating them involves hating them because by eating them, you are actively endorsing the slaughter of cows. Speaking of, I'm making a lovely burger tomorrow evening.

[Gtcow]

Moooo!
The Mulgore Cowmmittee is offering 100g and few Morrowgrains for Robotron's head.

[Robotron]

You're not a very gentle cow, despite what your name implies.

See what I mean, folks? Never trust a cow.

[Krom]

You sir, seems like a pretty COW-ard.
Go meet me at Mulgore in the night and see if you can take the bull by the horns.
So much hate caus' we're just more big-boned than yours.

They hate us cause they ain't us.

[kecos]

asdf

[Robotron]

You sir, seems like a pretty COW-ard.
Go meet me at Mulgore in the night and see if you can take the bull by the horns.
So much hate caus' we're just more big-boned than yours.

They hate us cause they ain't us.

Wrong. I hate cows because they suck. Also, while on this server, I've had the misfortune of pugging with some extremely stupid and awful people. The vast majority of said stupid and awful people were cows.

[symphonic]

Ugliest race I've ever laid eyes on. And that sorry excuse for a cat form their druids have.