by thufir112 » Sat Oct 31, 2015 9:50 am
Adwena, Adwena.... OK fine. I got nothing better to do right now, lets dance.
The fact that 5mins after I post you have a nasty little reply is all the proof anyone would need that you are a very sad, maladjusted, angry and strange individual. I don't recall the memo about your internet authority on mental health. You have no authority on anything. You are nothing.
So you spend your time monitoring responses to your poisonous little outbursts on the forum of a private server, and respond with something that mundane, that lacking in imagination, and all the while the world simply golfclaps at your 'creativity'. You want creative? Fine.
I think I'll destroy you now.
I actually wouldn't mind being a teenager like you again, might make some different decisions in my life. And I wish I could experience that teenage sex again. Wow. No expectations around performance anxiety, its all about me. Just shove it in and go for broke. Weird rhythm....why is her minge so dry? UNNNGGHHH Ok i'm done. I'm pulling out babe. I really wanna get out of this warm place now...and go to sleep.... Why won't she let me pull it out? What, she wants to cuddle? She wants me to stay inside her? Fuck that, it doesn't feel as nice as it did before. I really don't feel like staying here now... So yeah thanks babe, i'll call you!.... Yeah that's how the 16-year-old breaks that virginity hoodoo. It's not all you thought it was hey. Say it is any different. Say you had your 'pornstar' experience your first time. Say you stuck your little prick in there and actually knew what you were supposed to do. I can guarantee the 16-year old virgin tag will be pretty easy to assign.
Maybe, just maybe you have had 'an' experience, just the one....where you didn't even make it to her vadge, and have a wet spot in your in your little jocks and a red spot on your little cheeks...awww so cute you jizzed your pants. It's ok babe it's because your so damn HOT I couldn't help it... it's actually..sorta like a compliment to you y'know? So maybe she gives you another chance because she's fuckin dumb and desperate. Then she starts wanting to actually come too, and you have to go downtown coz you have no idea how to use your kit....and..... what the fuck are these weird things protruding from her gash... babe you need a serious labia trim.... want a voucher to sort that shit out? And you find out she's been eating strange foods that change the smell into.....what the fuck has this girl been eating! Smells like a fish swallowed a clove of garlic! Dude! she's not lasered, i'm licking a fucking cactus here! Wait your probably getting scared about now aren't you. Your porn doesn't prepare you for the feel/smell of a girl with a 'varied' diet does it. She is going to stay borderline dry with you don juan coz you can't turn her dials, you brought the donga but wheres the lube? I don't need lube coz that means gayness, right??
So this is YOUR warning you little fuck. You don't get another. Spit on if you want, you'll get worse than banned. You will get fucking dismembered in front of the shitty community that you try so hard to please.
If my ban is permanent i'll wear it. What about you Adwena? Have you accepted your role in life as my forum bitch, it's your fate that will mirror your shitty existence.
OH,
Think this is enhancing my request to rescind my ban? I think it should.
Lets be honest, this server needs characters like me, not wastes of fucking bandwidth like you Adewna. Think on all your achievements in life, and realize that being a successful internet forum troll is just so far out of your reach it's laughable. Quit now and keep the shame to a minimum, or bring something better and up the tempo. I really hope you try.
I suffer from mental illness and earlier in the year had a car accident that has had a slow recovery. This was one of the few things I enjoyed doing during my recovery, and playing a couple of characters at one time was a way of making it interesting. 
