You're having a good day...
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:22 amYou're having a good day.
You think to yourself "I should farm some gold in DM:E".
You're still having a good day.
You use your hearthstone to get to feralas.
You're almost at DM:E.
You get polymorphed by an undead mage before you reach the instance.
You do your best to survive, but a horde never comes alone, two mages this time, you don't stand a chance.
You're OK because it's bound to happen sometime.
You buff up and make water outside of the instance not to fuck up the patrol pattern of the mobs. Only three merciful hordes interrupt your drinking with auto-attacks/fear/viper sting. It's ok. Atleast they didn't kill you.
You finally make it into the instance.
You go for a triple pull "Ah, the joy of being a mage."
You forgot your Ice Block is on cooldown because you tried to survive the mages while running in.
You're dead.
You're not having such a good day anymore.
You corpse-run.
You hate corpse-running to DM:E. It takes forever.
You do a clear of DM:E with only single pulls. It takes forever.
You /script ResetInstances(); and /camp out.
You are outside DM:W now.
You have Ice Block ready now. Next run will be fast and smooth. Fully buffed and with Ice Block.
You just have to get on your mount and ride across.
You get cheap-shotted by Ciar. Again you try your best to survive the situation, but Towndefiler and Overrox are there aswell, you might aswell give up, but it's too late. You already used Ice Block and Cold Snap to survive the gank.
You're dead again.
You've spent 14 minutes doing one run.
You're usually done by now.
You give up for now. "I'll just do this later, when they're bored of this".
You go back seven hours later.
You make it into the instance. Triple pull succesful.
You're feeling good about this.
You can finally do your five runs in under 20 minutes.
You get cheap-shotted by Ciar.
You Ice Block is on cooldown. You use Cold Snap and Ice Block to survive. You Survive because Ciar is the worst grenade thrower in the world.
You have to do slow DM:E runs because of Ciar and Towndefiler.
You're not having a good day anymore.
You think to yourself "I should farm some gold in DM:E".
You're still having a good day.
You use your hearthstone to get to feralas.
You're almost at DM:E.
You get polymorphed by an undead mage before you reach the instance.
You do your best to survive, but a horde never comes alone, two mages this time, you don't stand a chance.
You're OK because it's bound to happen sometime.
You buff up and make water outside of the instance not to fuck up the patrol pattern of the mobs. Only three merciful hordes interrupt your drinking with auto-attacks/fear/viper sting. It's ok. Atleast they didn't kill you.
You finally make it into the instance.
You go for a triple pull "Ah, the joy of being a mage."
You forgot your Ice Block is on cooldown because you tried to survive the mages while running in.
You're dead.
You're not having such a good day anymore.
You corpse-run.
You hate corpse-running to DM:E. It takes forever.
You do a clear of DM:E with only single pulls. It takes forever.
You /script ResetInstances(); and /camp out.
You are outside DM:W now.
You have Ice Block ready now. Next run will be fast and smooth. Fully buffed and with Ice Block.
You just have to get on your mount and ride across.
You get cheap-shotted by Ciar. Again you try your best to survive the situation, but Towndefiler and Overrox are there aswell, you might aswell give up, but it's too late. You already used Ice Block and Cold Snap to survive the gank.
You're dead again.
You've spent 14 minutes doing one run.
You're usually done by now.
You give up for now. "I'll just do this later, when they're bored of this".
You go back seven hours later.
You make it into the instance. Triple pull succesful.
You're feeling good about this.
You can finally do your five runs in under 20 minutes.
You get cheap-shotted by Ciar.
You Ice Block is on cooldown. You use Cold Snap and Ice Block to survive. You Survive because Ciar is the worst grenade thrower in the world.
You have to do slow DM:E runs because of Ciar and Towndefiler.
You're not having a good day anymore.
