Riveting tales from Alterac Valley, vol. 1
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:22 amGreetings folks,
I ain't gonna bother you about AV bugs, backdooring, useless chinese riding around farming instead of doing objectives, imbecilic alliance side doing anything except for pushing objectives, etc, etc, you already know it all.
Today I'm gonna tell you a story about an interesting event that occurred last night in AV between 20.00-21.00 PvP server time.......
Fresh new AV started.....Alliance side grouped up and took SF GY and proceeded to kill Galvangar....he fell with a "thump" and we proceeded to the tower behind it.....to everyone's surprise - after capping the flag we stayed and defended it until it burned......after that we stayed as a group and pushed on to elites and the GY behind them......all this was happening so swiftly, we even had 2 tanks (warrior & druid) and a few healers.
At this point the horde was still in advance so a few of our boys went back and defended our base to give us time for advancing even further.....after some fights and delays we took the second tower, frostwolf GY and entered their base. On 1 hour mark the Alliance is in Horde base with both of its tower's burned and capping the Relieve Hut.......would you believe it ? Horde is in chaos, they don't know what's going on, they're running around like headless flies and dying.......we can already see the shine of our 3x Marks of Honor, the glow that we've already forgotten after endless weeks without setting our eyes on it......but then.......
......a mysterious Hero appears....a mysterious challenger that pulls a few secrets directly from the deck.....he goes back and caps 2 or 3 of hordes graveyards along the whole AV and confused Hordlings are now spawning back near their own base and having no other solution they defend their General.....just as he is about to fall they swarm in and wipe the Alliance forcing us to make another try........
Some angry Allies start to call names on this Mysterious Hero of the Alliance, branding him in terms i would not repeat here as it would prolong the post.....I keep my mouth shut as I don't like to call people names before proven right......maybe its a noob, maybe he doesn't know how AV is done, maybe its someone's 9-years-old son or daughter taking on daddy's reigns while he smokes and capping the flag cause it seems the right thing to do.......but then - the Mysterous Hero speaks out ! He says he did it on purpose ! Because, I quote his words: "I do for my own need ! I make it a turtle cause i farm gold". We question him but he goes on, I quote: "Why would I play like you want ? I play for myself and don't care about unknown people !". At this point we're keeping the Horde out of their base and trying to kill Drekthar again.....the BG chat is on fire, Frostwolf Base is burning like hell......Drekthars health is going down very slowly because there is not enough people to do damage as they must keep the horders out of their base so we can win this thing.....I don't know what's going on in this mess anymore, typing in BG & guild chat in the same time, trying to fight Drek & Horde simultaneously.......Drekthar's health is suddenly at 10%.....we're starting to die, Horde is coming inside....Frostwolf General is at 5% and there's more Horde than Alliance around him....we spawn, run in, hit him a few times and die....spawn again...run again....die again......he might reset....but somehow he doesn't......he falls down with literally 20+ hordlings around him and only a few of our boys.....and our marks shine in our bags for those few seconds before handing them in.
At the end of it - it was a great evening but I ask the community (and GM's) 2 questions:
1) what do you do with a drunken sailor ?
2) what do you do with a selfish piece of shit called Untamedl, son of a motherless Russian ogre, of guild "Nuclear Power", who almost fucks up a brilliant effort from 39 other people (which is a rare sight indeed on the Alliance side these days) because he finds fun & gold farming in it ? One might argue he made it interesting but only because we won in the end.....I wonder what names would he be called if we lost or made it another 10+ hours AV......
Sorry for the long read, It's not interesting as Vanndar Stormpike's Frostwolf Artichoke (or whatever it's called) but still.......
I ain't gonna bother you about AV bugs, backdooring, useless chinese riding around farming instead of doing objectives, imbecilic alliance side doing anything except for pushing objectives, etc, etc, you already know it all.
Today I'm gonna tell you a story about an interesting event that occurred last night in AV between 20.00-21.00 PvP server time.......
Fresh new AV started.....Alliance side grouped up and took SF GY and proceeded to kill Galvangar....he fell with a "thump" and we proceeded to the tower behind it.....to everyone's surprise - after capping the flag we stayed and defended it until it burned......after that we stayed as a group and pushed on to elites and the GY behind them......all this was happening so swiftly, we even had 2 tanks (warrior & druid) and a few healers.
At this point the horde was still in advance so a few of our boys went back and defended our base to give us time for advancing even further.....after some fights and delays we took the second tower, frostwolf GY and entered their base. On 1 hour mark the Alliance is in Horde base with both of its tower's burned and capping the Relieve Hut.......would you believe it ? Horde is in chaos, they don't know what's going on, they're running around like headless flies and dying.......we can already see the shine of our 3x Marks of Honor, the glow that we've already forgotten after endless weeks without setting our eyes on it......but then.......
......a mysterious Hero appears....a mysterious challenger that pulls a few secrets directly from the deck.....he goes back and caps 2 or 3 of hordes graveyards along the whole AV and confused Hordlings are now spawning back near their own base and having no other solution they defend their General.....just as he is about to fall they swarm in and wipe the Alliance forcing us to make another try........
Some angry Allies start to call names on this Mysterious Hero of the Alliance, branding him in terms i would not repeat here as it would prolong the post.....I keep my mouth shut as I don't like to call people names before proven right......maybe its a noob, maybe he doesn't know how AV is done, maybe its someone's 9-years-old son or daughter taking on daddy's reigns while he smokes and capping the flag cause it seems the right thing to do.......but then - the Mysterous Hero speaks out ! He says he did it on purpose ! Because, I quote his words: "I do for my own need ! I make it a turtle cause i farm gold". We question him but he goes on, I quote: "Why would I play like you want ? I play for myself and don't care about unknown people !". At this point we're keeping the Horde out of their base and trying to kill Drekthar again.....the BG chat is on fire, Frostwolf Base is burning like hell......Drekthars health is going down very slowly because there is not enough people to do damage as they must keep the horders out of their base so we can win this thing.....I don't know what's going on in this mess anymore, typing in BG & guild chat in the same time, trying to fight Drek & Horde simultaneously.......Drekthar's health is suddenly at 10%.....we're starting to die, Horde is coming inside....Frostwolf General is at 5% and there's more Horde than Alliance around him....we spawn, run in, hit him a few times and die....spawn again...run again....die again......he might reset....but somehow he doesn't......he falls down with literally 20+ hordlings around him and only a few of our boys.....and our marks shine in our bags for those few seconds before handing them in.
At the end of it - it was a great evening but I ask the community (and GM's) 2 questions:
1) what do you do with a drunken sailor ?
2) what do you do with a selfish piece of shit called Untamedl, son of a motherless Russian ogre, of guild "Nuclear Power", who almost fucks up a brilliant effort from 39 other people (which is a rare sight indeed on the Alliance side these days) because he finds fun & gold farming in it ? One might argue he made it interesting but only because we won in the end.....I wonder what names would he be called if we lost or made it another 10+ hours AV......
Sorry for the long read, It's not interesting as Vanndar Stormpike's Frostwolf Artichoke (or whatever it's called) but still.......