My name is Everyone Besides <RD>. I have a little brother who's name is <RD>. It used to be <Ridin Derpy> but he did something and can't be a man about it so he had to cut it to <RD> in hopes that everyone will disassociate him from his prior moniker.
Now for the past few years my brother and I have been hitting the gym together. About 3 years ago this trainer named Scriptcraft 2 decided to test our our max bench. We went at it and benched Nefarian pounds. <RD> tried and only benched Ebonroc pounds then gave up. The thing about this trainer though, he thought that conventional benching was too easy when it was created so he tuned it up and made it more difficult, so it was actually something to bench Nefarian pounds.
Well, the trainer left and we were forced to go our separate ways. Since then I've been trying other activities like running around a forest naked, surviving in 4 or 5 or 6 different zombie apocalypses, joining arenas with other benchers like myself where we can pick 1 out of a bajillion avatars with unique skills and try to defeat each other, but man do we love benching. So here we are, Feb 27 2015 and a new trainer pops up and says "BENCH PRESS MAX HERE, SO MANY PEOPLE BENCHING!!! Stable Benching over 5k lifters!". Naturally since we love benching we're all over it.
We get to the gym and man there are bros everywhere but BOOOOM there is my little bro <RD>!!! Somehow in 3 years, despite the fact that he's only 5'5" he's balloned to a ripped 300 lbs all muscle man! This is surprising because everyone knows he's a frail weak pussy, but eh we go along with it. We learn that first MAX BENCH test is underway so we start preparing for it. Since we've been not caring about it for the past few years, we go slow...take our time...enjoy it. It's pretty buggy cuz sometimes the weights are missing or some other random shit happens but we still work out. All of a sudden, little bro <RD> weighs 450 lbs...ALL MUSCLE, after only 2 days in the gym.
Ok, so now we're suspicious. Rumors start spreading that <RD> was juicing, using performance enhancers which not only is cheating, is frowned upon. Little bro <Ridin Derpy> changes his name to <RD> and begs us to come chat with him. Being related to him I go. He says he wants to "clear the air" about why he's so ripped. Instead of saying anything definitive, he just asks me questions trying to figure out what I know thinking he's smarter than me. (he's not i'm a genius) Seeing that I'm not telling him anything new he says that he got his lower biceps by legitimately doing 11 curl sets with proper rest in between and eventually unlocked his upper biceps after that. I know he's full of shit because a bro of mine injected him with the steroids while curling so I leave. How does he explain having every muscle bigger than everyone else's on every part of his body in 3 days time? "Still here".
So the bench max came and went and of course little bro <RD> won. It's a shame because everyone knows he juiced but the Nost gym doesn't have a way to check his workouts leading up to the max bench test because they couldn't afford security cameras. Now <RD> brags about being the biggest baddest cat around but I, Everyone Besides <RD> know that he's just a guy who duped dungeon bosses to get BiS loot for a horribly toned done MC clear that they were able to do because they wasted time playing on a Feenix vanilla server and had enough bodies to throw at the paper bosses of the core. Congrats little bro, we all knew you could finally do it with this easy content, because it wasn't as hard as the Scriptcraft 2 content that wrecked you years ago.
Ok have to leave work in 5 minutes. Hope you enjoyed it! ]
***Sorry lost my immersion late into the story was getting bored.
TL:DR <RD>'s life depends on their Nost status so they can't man up and admit they exploited content to lose a race to Grizzly in fear of getting banned and having nowhere to go
