[PVE-EU] RAID IS DEAD

[Patience]

We need more druids for our new Garrison that looks like ^.

[Patience]

I FOUND THEM! I FINALLY FOUND ALL THE DRUIDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsoaiTgCViU

This is where they went, we need to lure them back somehow!

[Jeniaxx]

Err ... aren't you afraid with that kind of pix that people take us for a sect rather than a guild ???

Wait, are you saying we aren't?

Of course not ! Don't be mislead because we are worshiping a secret God that only our members know and well, concerning the fact giving me your bank accounts was mandatory to join, I will explain you when I feel your mind is ready but it's too early now.

Never forget that you are FREE... FREE to do what I want !

You see: we are not a sect !

[rewind]

Don't be mislead because we are worshiping a secret God that only our members know and well

[Patience]

I am... Free!

[Reap]

Don't be mislead because we are worshiping a secret God that only our members know and well

[Patience]

... and in other news:



Guild meeting in Stranglethorn Vale. Druids have been found, still in need of a few more.
Jeniaxx has gathered the people of Raid Is Dead to celebrate Rewind... I mean the new druids that have joined in the past few days. Jen also wanted to let everyone know that our bank accounts are all safe - NO NEED TO CHECK THEM in the near future.
Also, before you leave, please throw some offering into the center bowl. No, we're not a sect. Just do it, no questions.

[Patience]

Does the picture work now then?

Apparently aliens blocked it from being seen. Or druid haters. Who knows.

[xaop]

That last image hardly looks like no druids...

[Jeniaxx]

Don't be mislead because we are worshiping a secret God that only our members know and well

Gosh, I should have recognized you with the beard !
But above all, please stop misleading people : it's obvious on the photo that we are not worshiping you but begging for free snacks instead !