The ShadowSpire Clan Thread
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:28 pmTL;DR
Yeah, we didn't read either. We're illegitimate like that. Basically, you should join us because you haven't really grown up since WoW came out back in the day, and you want to get some nostalgia with a bunch of impossible-to-offend bros who've been playing since you were shitting yourself.
So go on. Drink the kool-aid. Flavor text below:
Oh wait, did I say good? Actually, I meant the opposite. I do that sometimes. Yes, the word I was looking for was awful.
Awful news everyone! ShadowSpire Clan has purchased that old house in your neighborhood that should have been condemned years ago. Yeah...and we're not fixing it up either. Your property values are pretty much dicked. It's cool though. You'll love us for our penchant for loud late night music (because who doesn't love them some T-swift at 3 AM?) , and our tendency to keep one too many too-big dogs on our tiny dilapidated property. Yeah, we're awesome like that.
O rite, the guild stuff. So we've got this guild of foul-mouthed, basement-dwelling virgins whose maturity hasn't made any great strides from its original woeful state in 2005. We were fielding 15 man UBRS's back when it was the in thing, and have been PvPing and Raiding ever since.
Tired of walking on egg shells, and dealing with mouth-breathers who shouldn't be part of any functional organization? Great! Roll with us, and we promise to not be half of that. The egg shell part that is. We're not very functional either TBH.
We have Tabards, a dedicated 50 man vent server, a site (coming soon), and booze. But you can't have any of the booze, because I just drank it all. That's right, you may think I'm an awesome forum troll, but I'm a master forum troll when drunk.
GET IN THE VAN. The following can help you get your "candy."
Haarn
Dannar
Lataro
Claudaro
Beartotems
Mokra
and pretty much anybody else with invite power. /who ShadowSpire Clan
<ShadowSpire Clan> Fucking up your future with style.
Yeah, we didn't read either. We're illegitimate like that. Basically, you should join us because you haven't really grown up since WoW came out back in the day, and you want to get some nostalgia with a bunch of impossible-to-offend bros who've been playing since you were shitting yourself.
So go on. Drink the kool-aid. Flavor text below:
Oh wait, did I say good? Actually, I meant the opposite. I do that sometimes. Yes, the word I was looking for was awful.
Awful news everyone! ShadowSpire Clan has purchased that old house in your neighborhood that should have been condemned years ago. Yeah...and we're not fixing it up either. Your property values are pretty much dicked. It's cool though. You'll love us for our penchant for loud late night music (because who doesn't love them some T-swift at 3 AM?) , and our tendency to keep one too many too-big dogs on our tiny dilapidated property. Yeah, we're awesome like that.
O rite, the guild stuff. So we've got this guild of foul-mouthed, basement-dwelling virgins whose maturity hasn't made any great strides from its original woeful state in 2005. We were fielding 15 man UBRS's back when it was the in thing, and have been PvPing and Raiding ever since.
Tired of walking on egg shells, and dealing with mouth-breathers who shouldn't be part of any functional organization? Great! Roll with us, and we promise to not be half of that. The egg shell part that is. We're not very functional either TBH.
We have Tabards, a dedicated 50 man vent server, a site (coming soon), and booze. But you can't have any of the booze, because I just drank it all. That's right, you may think I'm an awesome forum troll, but I'm a master forum troll when drunk.
GET IN THE VAN. The following can help you get your "candy."
Haarn
Dannar
Lataro
Claudaro
Beartotems
Mokra
and pretty much anybody else with invite power. /who ShadowSpire Clan
<ShadowSpire Clan> Fucking up your future with style.