EyeOfTruth wrote:Docholy wrote:Quickbowjob wrote:Satan.
HAHAHAHA, that made my day brother. Couldn't stop laughing.
That might not be so far from truth
I have always think, that satan has its part in modern game industry. Big game providers/ distributors works as the nest of satan's greater untold plan.
Growing game companies need to hire new work force - and by then they mistakenly hire economists what instantly start to push decision-makers to open company to stock markets. Decision-makers in their office get regular guest - better to say "devil's advocates" constantly jumping their rooms and whisper their twisted false promises, lies of unlimited fortune and glory. Eventually devil's advocates corrupt the board of leaders and the sin of greed is seeded.
This is all satans plan, now the big game Provider/ Distributor can buy that poor game company - That is the point of no return. Stock investments are minor price for Soul of the company and it's workers. By now satan can accomplish all of his darkest desires and most diabolic plans inside the company.
This is the day, when leader finds out - his real friends what made company great, have now zero voice in game development. His casual decision making with his co-workers and dear friends are now over. Some of his friends mostly fired.
Daily decision making is replaced with new entity - Its called "Board of Directors" filled with representatives of game industry. If not before - now you understand that once beloved company have drop down to the 9th circle of hell. When you step to the room with them - These horrendous abominations does not resemble anything you have seen or even dream before. Faceless men with suits and briefcase. Fallen angels summoned by the glory of satan him self.
These men have all the answers in their briefcase. Like unnatural magic, they have answer for anything you may ask, think or though. Your job is to obey - They say, their methods are proven in hundreds of other game companies they have visited. (And later driven to bankruptcy or merge to their parent company)
Hail Satan