The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

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The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Robotron » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:14 pm

Let's be real here. I love cows. You love cows, too. You say you don't love cows? Well, you should, for they have gone udder-appreciated for far too long.

http://i.imgur.com/QsB8wPk.gifv

Taurens are an asset, although many people do not seem to realize it. When you wipe in a dungeon or raid, you can always expect to see a helpful Tauren Shaman Ankh up to resurrect the party, saving valuabull run back time.

Having a bad day? A Tauren with a clever name (such as a Druid named Bullshift) will bring a smile to your face. They may have a limited class selection, but their Warriors are legendairy tanks, and they're the only people to have access to the "Rebirth" spell (better known on Horde side as Cattle Res).

They may stand around and graze a lot, but Mulgore is a nice peaceful area in an otherwise dull and dangerous central Kalimdor landscape. They may be a bit slow on the uptake at times, but they're kind and welcoming.

Let us also not forget Thunder Bluff is the closest major city to Silithus with the impending release date of "When It's Ready" of AQ40. So make no moosteak, and don't undervalue the folks who are part of a balanced breakfast.
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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Dr. Doom » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:18 pm

Finally someone that notices those ankhs, at 18s each, being burnt from my end :').
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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Erou » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:32 pm

Finally fools day topic I like :)
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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Thatoneguy » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:09 pm

Cows in their natural habitat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Taladril » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:18 pm

This is just a ploy. The cows will start following Robotron around and he's gonna lead them to a slaughterhouse! Wake up cowple!
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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Uzephi » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:36 pm

Taladril wrote:This is just a ploy. The cows will start following Robotron around and he's gonna lead them to a slaughterhouse! Wake up cowple!

Ikr?! Robotron will take our jobs! (insert South Park quote here)... It is the alliance's job to keep the steak supply in Azeroth O.o
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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Robotron » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:56 am

Uzephi wrote:
Taladril wrote:This is just a ploy. The cows will start following Robotron around and he's gonna lead them to a slaughterhouse! Wake up cowple!

Ikr?! Robotron will take our jobs! (insert South Park quote here)... It is the alliance's job to keep the steak supply in Azeroth O.o

There's a lot at steak here.
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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by antwo » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:11 am

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Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

by Robotron » Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:13 am

This is a respectabull thread. Please take your spam elsewhere.
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