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The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:14 pm
by Robotron
Let's be real here. I love cows. You love cows, too. You say you don't love cows? Well, you should, for they have gone udder-appreciated for far too long.

http://i.imgur.com/QsB8wPk.gifv

Taurens are an asset, although many people do not seem to realize it. When you wipe in a dungeon or raid, you can always expect to see a helpful Tauren Shaman Ankh up to resurrect the party, saving valuabull run back time.

Having a bad day? A Tauren with a clever name (such as a Druid named Bullshift) will bring a smile to your face. They may have a limited class selection, but their Warriors are legendairy tanks, and they're the only people to have access to the "Rebirth" spell (better known on Horde side as Cattle Res).

They may stand around and graze a lot, but Mulgore is a nice peaceful area in an otherwise dull and dangerous central Kalimdor landscape. They may be a bit slow on the uptake at times, but they're kind and welcoming.

Let us also not forget Thunder Bluff is the closest major city to Silithus with the impending release date of "When It's Ready" of AQ40. So make no moosteak, and don't undervalue the folks who are part of a balanced breakfast.

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:18 pm
by Dr. Doom
Finally someone that notices those ankhs, at 18s each, being burnt from my end :').
Much love.

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:31 pm
by Ashix

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:32 pm
by Erou
Finally fools day topic I like :)

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:09 pm
by Thatoneguy
Cows in their natural habitat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:18 pm
by Taladril
This is just a ploy. The cows will start following Robotron around and he's gonna lead them to a slaughterhouse! Wake up cowple!

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:36 pm
by Uzephi
Taladril wrote:This is just a ploy. The cows will start following Robotron around and he's gonna lead them to a slaughterhouse! Wake up cowple!

Ikr?! Robotron will take our jobs! (insert South Park quote here)... It is the alliance's job to keep the steak supply in Azeroth O.o

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:56 am
by Robotron
Uzephi wrote:
Taladril wrote:This is just a ploy. The cows will start following Robotron around and he's gonna lead them to a slaughterhouse! Wake up cowple!

Ikr?! Robotron will take our jobs! (insert South Park quote here)... It is the alliance's job to keep the steak supply in Azeroth O.o

There's a lot at steak here.

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:11 am
by antwo
Off-topic

Re: The Official Tauren Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:13 am
by Robotron
This is a respectabull thread. Please take your spam elsewhere.